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Don't Eff With Florida

Yes, Florida has its share of quirks, but us Floridians are getting a little tired of our beloved Sunshine State being the brunt of so many jokes.

That's because we know that what makes our state so unique (aside from its provocative shape) is something goes beyond news headlines that start with "Florida man..."

Yes, occassionally that Florida man "pulls an alligator out of his pants during traffic stop," but, truth be told, most Floridians don't hide reptiles in their trousers. 

Granted, it's usually too hot to wear trousers, but our point is this: Don't eff with Florida.