Yes, Florida has its share of quirks, but us Floridians are getting a little tired of our beloved Sunshine State being the brunt of so many jokes.
That's because we know that what makes our state so unique (aside from its provocative shape) is something goes beyond news headlines that start with "Florida man..."
Yes, occassionally that Florida man "pulls an alligator out of his pants during traffic stop," but, truth be told, most Floridians don't hide reptiles in their trousers.
Granted, it's usually too hot to wear trousers, but our point is this: Don't eff with Florida.
America's wang? Good one, bro. And sure, Florida may be underneath all the other states, but that's because your globe is flipped the wrong way.
Anyway, if you're ready to stand up for the best state in the USA, then send your message loud and clear with our signature Don't Eff With Florida Tank Top for men and women.
Made of thick 100% ringspun cotton, our pre-shrunk unisex t-shirts are soft and comfy, with a great fit and double stitching on the neck-line and sleeves. And if you're a Floridian, then you know that white shirts reflect the heat in our 10-month summers!
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